Idiots

January 8, 2008

• China reportedly scurries to contain mice on U.S. flight
• Severed finger mailed to French minister

January 7, 2008

• 'Dice shooter' who called cops arrested
• Dude, the cops will never smell it
• Just call him Mr. Experience

January 5, 2008

• Man accused of making bike trail holes
• Burglar demands ransom, forgets details

January 4, 2008

• Hostess jailed for hanky-panky blackmail
• Police: Man took $20 in kid's piggy bank

January 3, 2008

• Man faces charges in SUV cabin crash